Take On Me…Literally

Someone has taken my absolute favorite music video of all time and reworked the lyrics. The result is a literal and hilarious translation of A-Ha’s “Take on Me”. So get out your pipe wrenches and enjoy sketchy perfection:

Worst Movie Chase Scene

If you can find a chase scene that is worse or funnier than this I will bail out Wall Street myself:

Tears were coming out of my eyes after the stairwell run.

“Kneel Before…Your Next President”

There’s a new contender for the White House. He wasn’t at the debates Friday night, but we should probably take him seriously. I don’t normally get into politics on my little blog here, but I think this is pretty important. Here’s the link to his site.

You would think that someone with all that power would have a better web designer. But then again he believes this planet is called “Houston”, so there you go.

Don’t forget to vote!

Super Friends?

I’m a sucker for redone and redubbed Super Friends cartoons. Remember the “Whassup” Budweiser commercial reworked with the Super Friends cast? No? Well here it is anyway:

Now I don’t know if the following video clip was done by Cartoon Network (since both Friends and Cartoon Network are owned by Warner Bros.), but I think this one is pretty clever. Although, personally, I wouldn’t have cast Ross as Superman. It’s a personal thing. Enjoy:

Lego Water?

Saw this today on Flickr. It’s a Lego surfer dude. The truly cool thing about this is the wave and how it curves and breaks. This is a photo being submitted as part of a Lego contest. It’s got my vote.

Nice

Another Weird Animal – Shark With Legs

It seems like we’re having a run on mutated animals from Asia. First, the cat with wings, then the duck with chicken feet and now we have a shark with legs:

Watch That Finger, Lady!

The article says Looi (the woman pictured above) wanted fish for lunch, so she went to the market and bought the shark. I know when I’m hungry nothing satisfies like a whole, cooked shark sandwich.

Since the Chinese consider it bad luck to eat any strange looking animal (!), Looi didn’t know what to do. Her husband suggested returning it to the fisherman (but not before taking a picture for the web), which she did and he returned it to the sea (where I guess it sank to the bottom, since it was obviously dead). No word if Looi got to eat any lunch though.

Nation Stunned! Aiken Admits He is Gay!

In an exclusive interview with People Magazine, American Idol runner-up Clay Aiken has admitted to being gay. The devastation felt by young girls everywhere was palpable as readers stood at newstands and supermarkets slack-jawed.

“I-I just can’t believe it,” Tanya Westin, a receptionist in Southaven, MS said Wednesday. “I mean he’s such a great singer and he even has a baby now. What happened?”

Others were not so surprised.

“I called it when I first saw his lanky ass during the auditions,” said Paul McCray, a painter in Covington, TN. “My wife didn’t believe me, but I knew. I kind of have a way of telling, you know?”

Sorry, ladies.

In related news, Ruben Studdard is still fat.

Spongebob Cast Dubs Classic Movies

This is my absolute favorite video on You Tube right now, and I can’t believe I haven’t posted this before:

Classic!

More Bert & Ernie Madness

You’ve probably already seen this, but I just ran across it, and since this is my blog I’m gonna show it (so, there). It’s Bert & Ernie singing M.O.P.’s “Ante Up”.

Since everyone seems to want to take our old childhood TV shows and dub them with gangsta rap, I wonder if someday Blues Clues will get the same treatment. Oh, wait..

Sigh.

Duck With Chicken Feet

No, it’s not a delicacy in some strange, foreign land. Apparently, there’s a duck over in China that was born with chicken feet. This, after another instance of weird animal mutations (cats with wings). Methinks the Chinese aren’t being very careful with what they do with their toxic waste.

If it looks like a duck, walks like a ... wait a minute...

Like the cats, I have no way of verifying if this is real or not. But you know one thing – they can’t wait to see what he tastes like.